this heart's on fire
Modern world, I'm not pleased to meet you, you just bring me down.
Dec 10, 2009
7:56pm
Kidz these days...
- Student: You're so weird.
- Me: I know, so what?
- Student: And you're, like, a nerd.
- Me: Yep. I'm not ashamed.
- Student: But, you're like, a cool nerd. Because you still dress cool. But you like, probably read at home alone with your cats for fun, which makes you a nerd.
- Me: So what! At least I'm a cool nerd!
Dec 10, 2009
5:41pm
People need to mind their own fucking business and worry about their own lives.
End rant.
Dec 10, 2009
5:32pm
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Baby, It’s Cold Outside -Zooey Deschanel and Leon Redbone
Dec 10, 2009
4:51pm
Dec 8, 2009
5:02pm
This is exactly what I want to do to the copy machines at work.
Dec 7, 2009
7:44pm
Oh hay. Please pay attention to me!
Dec 6, 2009
2:36pm
(via lexielite)
Dec 5, 2009
5:38pm
I feel winter creepin’; I need these.
Dec 5, 2009
5:04pm
Dec 1, 2009
9:15pm
- Me: Grandma, my butt is so fat!
- Grandma: FAT?! You have a darling butt.
- ...
- Grandma: Come to think of it, so does your father. He has a cute butt.
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